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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

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There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence,
You can kiss your boyfriend is confidence,
Only you can kiss your boyfriend is over-confidence. 

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Woman sitting on a park bench:
Beggar: Hi Darling! Let's have some fun!
Woman (Angrily): How dare you?
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

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News in a local newspaper:
5 Boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk!
Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
 

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