jokes

John's girlfriend was having a holloween party. Since her parents were out of town for the weekend, this could be a good time to make-out, so john grabs his batman custom and a condom. John is a bit disappointed that his grielfriend didn't bother to dress up. Instead she wear a tight red dress. Feeling horny, john rushes her upstair. before they begun, she said.
"Did you bring a condom?"
He nods his head. They made the most passionate hot sex ever. John was amazed.
"That was great."
"I know," replied his girlfriend
"Theses people here at your party are really dress-up. Why didn't you dress-up?"
"I did."
"What?"
"I look just like my daughter."
John bit his lips then threw her the unwrapped condom, and then he replied: "I guess we're both fucked."